Category Archives: Comedy

Pop Haydn Seeks Collusion

If I am elected President, I will end the fierce partisan conflicts between the two parties, which are basically just foolish, childish squabbles about money and power when there is plenty of both to go around.

I say it is time for the two major parties to quit bickering and get down to business. I believe that it isn’t non-partisanship that we need, but collusion.

The Greater American Confidence Party is not meant to replace the other two parties, but to bring them together.

We should be seen as enablers. If we can help them divide the spoils equally, and all the politicians get their fair share, then maybe they can get some of the people’s work done in their spare time.

But at least, we can reduce some of the noise and fuss that has become so annoying to the American people at home.
I don’t think any of us really want to annoy the punters to the point of action…

Pop Haydn listens with equal interest to both Democrats and Republicans:

Pop Haydn tries to keep an open mind.

I pay equal attention to what both the Democrats and the Republicans have to say. I am not an ideologue. I am a huge fan of Clint Eastwood.

I took as much as I could away from both conventions, so I will eventually be selling both Democratic and Republican memorabilia on our website…

That shows I am a practical politician. I work in a completely non-partisan way. I would replace the current political impasse between the parties with more direct collusion…

I believe in everyone dividing things up fairly and responsibly…

There is no need for this kind of infighting and divisiveness in government–there is plenty to go around for everyone.

By organizing the graft in Washington, I think I can eliminate a lot of duplication and unnecessary expense.

We can provide the same sort of government the people have learned to expect, but at a more reasonable price.

For more information about the Greater American Confidence Party (GACP):

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Pop Haydn tells the story of Gold Rush Madame, Diamond Lil

Pop Haydn tells the story of legendary Gold Rush madame Diamond Lil. Diamond Lil would make $1000 a night for sleeping with a man, and had a large diamond in her front tooth. She made a fortune in Alaska.

From the Monday Night Tease “Gold Rush Follies” at 3 Clubs, Hollywood. May, 2012.

Pop Haydn demos the Teleportation Device

Pop Haydn demonstrates the Teleportation Device at Diamond Lil’s Gold Rush Follies. This was a special turn of the century edition of Monday Night Tease at the 3 Clubs in Hollywood.

Pop Haydn’s Amazing Miracle Oil

Pop Haydn does his Amazing Miracle Oil pitch at the 3 Clubs, Hollywood for Diamond LIl’s Gold Rush Follies at Monday Night Tease, 2012.

Pop Haydn Medicine Show Fundraising Campaign

This is our new fundraising campaign for the Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show.

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Pop Haydn caught at questionable campaign fundraiser…

Pop Haydn at Campaign Fundraiser

Pop keeps abreast of the pulse of what’s going on…

Pop Haydn and Friends


With the campaign season fast approaching, I am doing my best to keep abreast of current affairs, trying to keep a finger on the pulse so to speak…
Events are moving fast with the Greater American Confidence Party, and it looks very likely that I, Pop Haydn, will be the presidential candidate for the Old Weasels.
I will be gathering information and keeping my eye on things as Magill and I travel around preparing for the campaign, meeting people, shaking hands, kissing babies and making promises–lots of promises.
We may be taking a trip to the Mediteranean next to see how things are going there…

Stories of a Street Performer by Pop Haydn

Pop Haydn demonstrates working Teleportation Device!

Pop Haydn performs his original routine the Teleportation Device in the Palace of Mystery at the world-famous Magic Castle in Hollywood, Thursday, March 29th, 2012. The Teleportation Device was originally created in 1981, and has been marketed in 1994, and in 2000.

Celebrity audience members in the Palace that week included Siegfried, Lance Burton, James Randi and Flat Cael.

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