There ought to be a LAW that nothing can go over 50 miles an hour…
If things go much faster than that, it makes it too hard to ever put any distance between you and somebody else.
There are still free campaign kits for Election 2012 available, folks!
Get ‘em while they are free!
You get a Pop Haydn campaign button, a campaign poster Postcard, and a Greater American Confidence Party membership card.
Free shipping and Handling!
Now we can’t keep this offer up for very long (the button alone sells for $3.25 in our online store) but we want to give everyone a chance, and don’t want to put up with the whiners who come back saying, “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to quit giving stuff away free?”
So this is your chance. All you have to do is sign up on our membership list at the GACP Online Headquarters
Don’t be a loser!
Sign up for the sake of the country.
At least go look at the page to find out what this is all about.
You don’t want to be the last one to know, do you?
Help strike a blow for the thin “Sanity Fringe” of American politics.
To get you in the mood, here is Pop’s new campaign theme, by Professor Dave Bourne:
You can find Dave Bourne’s CDs and more information about him at: www.SaloonPiano.com
The Bombasto March is from the CD Dawn of the Century Ragtime Orchestra
There are still free campaign kits for Election 2012 available, folks!
Get ‘em while they are free!
You get a Pop Haydn campaign button, a campaign poster Postcard, and a Greater American Confidence Party membership card.
Free shipping and Handling!
Now we can’t keep this offer up for very long (the button alone sells for $3.25 in our online store) but we want to give everyone a chance, and don’t want to put up with the whiners who come back saying, “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to quit giving stuff away free?”
So this is your chance. All you have to do is sign up on our membership list at the GACP Online Headquarters
Don’t be a loser!
Sign up for the sake of the country.
At least go look at the page to find out what this is all about.
You don’t want to be the last one to know, do you?
Help strike a blow for the thin “Sanity Fringe” of American politics.
To get you in the mood, here is Pop’s new campaign theme, by Professor Dave Bourne:
You can find Dave Bourne’s CDs and more information about him at: www.SaloonPiano.com
The Bombasto March is from the CD Dawn of the Century Ragtime Orchestra
We have had a number of wonderful suggestions for a mascot for the American Confidence Party.
We have taken the top ones to put in this poll, so we can let the people decide.
We want a mascot that reflects the values and beliefs and character of our party.
Please take a moment to check one and vote.
Participate in democracy!
Vote!
There are still free campaign kits available folks! Get ‘em while they are free! You get a Pop Haydn campaign button, a campaign poster Postcard, and a Greater American Confidence Party membership card.
Free shipping and Handling!
Now we can’t keep this offer up for very long (the button alone sells for $3.25 in our online store) but we want to give everyone a chance, and don’t want to put up with the whiners who come back saying, “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to quit giving stuff away free?”
So this is your chance. All you have to do is sign up on our membership list at the ACP Online Headquarters
Don’t be a loser!
Sign up for the sake of the country.
At least go look at the page to find out what this is all about.
You don’t want to be the last one to know, do you?
Help strike a blow for the thin “Sanity Fringe” of American politics.
There are still free campaign kits available folks! Get ’em while they are free! You get a Pop Haydn campaign button, a campaign poster Postcard, and a Greater American Confidence Party membership card.
Free shipping and Handling!
Now we can’t keep this offer up for very long (the button alone sells for $3.25 in our online store) but we want to give everyone a chance, and don’t want to put up with the whiners who come back saying, “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to quit giving stuff away free?”
So this is your chance. All you have to do is sign up on our membership list at the ACP Online Headquarters
Don’t be a loser!
Sign up for the sake of the country.
At least go look at the page to find out what this is all about.
You don’t want to be the last one to know, do you?
Help strike a blow for the thin “Sanity Fringe” of American politics.