In case the alarmists about the Zombie Apocalypse are dead wrong, and instead of Zombies, we have to fight for the survival of the human species against Vampires, you may need “Pop Haydn’s Magnetized Holy Water for Vampire Hunters”
This is water from a pure source that has been spiritually blessed by an ordained minister of an actual faith for a nominal charge and magnetized in Pop Haydn’s powerful electrical devices. It is much more powerful than ordinary Holy Water.
Less than one teaspoon needed per vampire.
Guaranteed effective or money back.