There are still free campaign kits available folks! Get ‘em while they are free! You get a Pop Haydn campaign button, a campaign poster Postcard, and a Greater American Confidence Party membership card.
Free shipping and Handling!
Now we can’t keep this offer up for very long (the button alone sells for $3.25 in our online store) but we want to give everyone a chance, and don’t want to put up with the whiners who come back saying, “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to quit giving stuff away free?”
So this is your chance. All you have to do is sign up on our membership list at the ACP Online Headquarters
Don’t be a loser!
Sign up for the sake of the country.
At least go look at the page to find out what this is all about.
You don’t want to be the last one to know, do you?
Help strike a blow for the thin “Sanity Fringe” of American politics.