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About the rumors in the press…


Whitehorse Ranch

Facing the 21st Century

There have been some nasty rumors and innuendoes in the media, and especially here on the world wide internet web, about me and about my sincerity in running for what has become the most important office in the land–the presidency of the United States.

I will not dissemble.

I am, in fact, developing a reality television series. That part is true.

It is the true story of 19th Century expatriates trying to get by in the 21st Century any way they can–the struggles of common hard-working people who are basically undocumented aliens in their own country. These are people who–by no fault of their own–were translated into a world 100 years in the future.

The True Story of these brave and resourceful transplants is available at Pop Haydn’s True Story. The working title is either “Desperate Townfolk” or “Househusbands of the California Desert” but that may change until we get a final working title.

In this little reality series about our village in the California desert there will be sex, violence, nudity, drama, and whatever else it takes to get ratings.

But this is a reality series meant to confront real issues and raise real questions.

We have serious and artistic goals to accomplish that are much more important than the quick infusion of cash this might supply our other projects.

And most importantly, it reflects nothing on my current campaign for the presidency of the United States.

My campaign is much more than just a publicity stunt for a reality television show!

I am surprised that the magazines and talk shows would suggest as much.

Surprised and disappointed!

Why, this is the type of yellow journalism that has soiled news gathering for so long now, and is beneath the contempt of right-thinking individuals who know what to believe when they see it.

Those who have tried to minimize and ridicule my candidacy as such are just desperate and unhappy people…people who may have something to fear from my entrance into the fray.

I don’t know why these media bullies need to pick on a small group of unfortunate maroons from another era who are just trying to get by in the 21st Century like anybody else, but let me just say that whether the show gets picked up or not, my campaign will continue just as seriously.

I will sit here puzzled and saddened by these charges, but undaunted.

My faithful dog Cash is beside me, and he seems to have a higher opinion of me than many of those whose opinions I value less.

Thank you for your attention, and for your continued support in this important cause.

–Pop Haydn

The motto of the GACP:


“In Sanity We Trust!”

Campaign Packets are going out!


Our campaign packets are ready, and we will begin shipping them out tomorrow!

We are sending out a FREE membership package for the Greater American Confidence Party, including a campaign button, a lovely Vote Pop! poster postcard, the official Greater American Confidence Party membership card, and a chance to be included in all of our future shameless promotions…

The packet will be free to anyone who signs on to our member mailing list HERE–and don’t forget to include a mailing address in the Comment Box–as long as our supplies last. We will only email you on rare occasions when we have something important to announce.

If you are fed up with politics as usual, join the GACP!

We are a completely virtual party,  with a completely virtual candidate and we put the emphasis on PARTY.

We won’t share your information with anyone, except maybe the C. I. A., and only if they threaten to waterboard us…

(You know they already have it, anyway…)

Thanks!

FREE Pop Haydn Campaign Button!


This is Pop Haydn’s campaign button for the coming election.

You can wear it proudly to show that you are no sucker! You know who you are voting for, and what you’re going to get out of it, and you don’t care! You know that you will never be disappointed voting for Pop!

We are putting together a FREE membership package for the Greater American Confidence Party, including this button, a lovely poster postcard, the official Greater American Confidence Party membership card and more.

It will be free to anyone who signs on to our member mailing list HERE, and don’t forget to include a mailing address in the Comment Box.

We will only email you on rare occasions when we have something important to announce.

The package should be ready in a couple of weeks.

If you are fed up with politics as usual, join the GACP!

We are a completely virtual party,  with a completely virtual candidate and we put the emphasis on PARTY.

We won’t share your information with anyone, except maybe the C. I. A., and only if they threaten to waterboard us…

(You know they already have it, anyway…)

Thanks!

Free Postcard!


This is Steve Mitchell’s wonderful poster “Vote Pop!” printed on a postcard you can send to some hapless friend who is unsure of the best way to participate in the democratic process..

We are putting together a FREE membership package for the Greater American Confidence Party, including a button, poster postcard, the official membership card and more.

It will be free to anyone who signs on to our member mailing list HERE, and don’t forget to include a mailing address in the Comment Box.

We will only email you on rare occasions when we have something important to announce.

The package should be ready in a couple of weeks.

If you are fed up with politics as usual, join the GACP!

We are a completely virtual party,  with a completely virtual candidate and we put the emphasis on PARTY.

We won’t share your information with anyone, except maybe the C. I. A. They already have it, anyway…

Thanks!

About “principles”


Principles are of the utmost importance, like ballast–you always want to have something left at the last minute that you can still throw overboard.”

–Pop Haydn

Tired of politics as usual? Join a virtual party…


GACP Membercard

This is our beautiful new membership card for the Greater American Confidence Party.

We are putting together a FREE membership package for the GACP, including a button, poster postcard, the official membership card and more.

It will be free to anyone who signs on to our mailing list here, and includes a mailing address in the comment box.

We will only email you on rare occasions when we have something important to announce.

The package should be ready in a couple of weeks.

If you are fed up with politics as usual, join the GACP!

We are a completely virtual party,  with a completely virtual candidate and we put the emphasis on PARTY.

Thanks!

Hope you had a wonderful, fun and restful Labor Day!


We hope you all celebrated productively!

It was another great Labor Day for us. Thanks to everyone who came:

Pop at the Celebration

Pop's Big Celebration!

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