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American Confidence Party Campaign Kit:


There are still free campaign kits available folks! Get ’em while they are free! You get a Pop Haydn campaign button, a campaign poster Postcard, and a Greater American Confidence Party membership card.

Free shipping and Handling!

Now we can’t keep this offer up for very long (the button alone sells for $3.25 in our online store) but we want to give everyone a chance, and don’t want to put up with the whiners who come back saying, “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to quit giving stuff away free?”

So this is your chance. All you have to do is sign up on our membership list at the ACP Online Headquarters

Don’t be a loser!

Sign up for the sake of the country.

At least go look at the page to find out what this is all about.

You don’t want to be the last one to know, do you?

Help strike a blow for the thin “Sanity Fringe” of American politics.

Waiting for photos from our members:


Anyone else receive their campaign kits?

We are about to ship out another hundred, and still only a handful have posted photos with their buttons. If you haven’t signed up to get your free campaign kit (with big Pop Haydn button, campaign poster postcard, and American Confidence Party membership card), then go to Campaign Headquarters and you will find out more about the Greater American Confidence Party and Pop Haydn’s campaign for President of the United States in 2012.

We Can Do It!


Pop for President

I want to thank all of you for the wonderful support you have shown for me, for our party and for this important campaign.

We intend to wage a virtual fight for virtual truths, and for completely virtual goals. This election is too important to focus on the things of real importance to the American people and to our children and grandchildren–apparently.

Therefore, we intend to offer ridiculous ideas and many contradictory airy promises and have no intention to deliver on any of them.

The Greater American Confidence Party, or the “Con-Partiers” as we like to call ourselves, represent that thin and eccentric “sanity fringe” of American politics. A vote for us is a vote–not for better government–but for cheaper government.

I believe that in voting for me for president in 2012, you will be getting the kind of government you both expect and deserve.

I am exactly the kind of person and politician anyone with the sense God gave a grape would assume me to be; I don’t make any pretenses. I am not greedy, and I am not an elitist–I will split 50/50 with anyone, great or small.

Don’t be disappointed again! This time, for once, you can vote for a sure-thing!

Put confidence back in the American government!

We will give you the same kind of government you have grown to expect, but at a much cheaper price.

I think that we can find a way to outsource the Congress and the Senate, by getting much cheaper politicians from undeveloped nations.

They may not be any better, but they could work for much lower benefits and pay, and are used to a much smaller scale of graft.

I think that it is only fair that our politicians play on a level playing field with politicians from impoverished nations, and I am convinced they can still compete in the political marketplace if they give it that old American “We can do it!” attitude.

But the easy-flying days are over!

Our politicians need to regain their edge by competing for their jobs with the tough and hungry politicians of the third world.

This could really be better for everyone. There are a lot of experienced, avaricious and ruthless politicians out of jobs right now because of the disruptions in the Middle East and Africa.

I think they could quickly adapt to the Washington environment, and would have every bit the concern for the welfare of the American working people as those who are there now.

There is more to honesty than merely telling the truth; and true truth-telling is much more nuanced and circumscribed by both discretion and concern for others in real life, and it is more lively and more honest in intent than it is earthbound and moribund with fact, and therefore, you could say that I am a thoroughly honest politician, one with unfeigned sincerity, earnestness and a degree of humility that clearly puts me a cut above others seeking this high office.

I promise you I will never lie to the American people without a really, really good reason.

Together we can accomplish great things.

I plan to work really hard to achieve things I couldn’t have considered possible without your encouragement, your unalloyed trust, and without your jaded, sarcastic and obviously perverse sense of humor.

We intend to have some fun, poke some balloons, and generally question authority and raise a rumpus.

Thank you for your kind attention.

–Pop Haydn
Certifiable Genius

Confidence Party Website:


Click here to go to Confidence Party

The Greater American Confidence Party has a new website. Just click on the picture above, or HERE to be taken there immediately. There you will find out information about this new third party–a virtual party from the sanity fringe of American politics.

Join Pop Haydn, Nancy Magill, Steve Mitchell and all the other Confidence Partiers as we have some fun, and poke fun at the American political process and at our leaders and shakers.

Campaign Packets are going out!


Our campaign packets are ready, and we will begin shipping them out tomorrow!

We are sending out a FREE membership package for the Greater American Confidence Party, including a campaign button, a lovely Vote Pop! poster postcard, the official Greater American Confidence Party membership card, and a chance to be included in all of our future shameless promotions…

The packet will be free to anyone who signs on to our member mailing list HERE–and don’t forget to include a mailing address in the Comment Box–as long as our supplies last. We will only email you on rare occasions when we have something important to announce.

If you are fed up with politics as usual, join the GACP!

We are a completely virtual party,  with a completely virtual candidate and we put the emphasis on PARTY.

We won’t share your information with anyone, except maybe the C. I. A., and only if they threaten to waterboard us…

(You know they already have it, anyway…)

Thanks!

FREE Pop Haydn Campaign Button!


This is Pop Haydn’s campaign button for the coming election.

You can wear it proudly to show that you are no sucker! You know who you are voting for, and what you’re going to get out of it, and you don’t care! You know that you will never be disappointed voting for Pop!

We are putting together a FREE membership package for the Greater American Confidence Party, including this button, a lovely poster postcard, the official Greater American Confidence Party membership card and more.

It will be free to anyone who signs on to our member mailing list HERE, and don’t forget to include a mailing address in the Comment Box.

We will only email you on rare occasions when we have something important to announce.

The package should be ready in a couple of weeks.

If you are fed up with politics as usual, join the GACP!

We are a completely virtual party,  with a completely virtual candidate and we put the emphasis on PARTY.

We won’t share your information with anyone, except maybe the C. I. A., and only if they threaten to waterboard us…

(You know they already have it, anyway…)

Thanks!

Free Postcard!


This is Steve Mitchell’s wonderful poster “Vote Pop!” printed on a postcard you can send to some hapless friend who is unsure of the best way to participate in the democratic process..

We are putting together a FREE membership package for the Greater American Confidence Party, including a button, poster postcard, the official membership card and more.

It will be free to anyone who signs on to our member mailing list HERE, and don’t forget to include a mailing address in the Comment Box.

We will only email you on rare occasions when we have something important to announce.

The package should be ready in a couple of weeks.

If you are fed up with politics as usual, join the GACP!

We are a completely virtual party,  with a completely virtual candidate and we put the emphasis on PARTY.

We won’t share your information with anyone, except maybe the C. I. A. They already have it, anyway…

Thanks!

Tired of politics as usual? Join a virtual party…


GACP Membercard

This is our beautiful new membership card for the Greater American Confidence Party.

We are putting together a FREE membership package for the GACP, including a button, poster postcard, the official membership card and more.

It will be free to anyone who signs on to our mailing list here, and includes a mailing address in the comment box.

We will only email you on rare occasions when we have something important to announce.

The package should be ready in a couple of weeks.

If you are fed up with politics as usual, join the GACP!

We are a completely virtual party,  with a completely virtual candidate and we put the emphasis on PARTY.

Thanks!

Hope you had a wonderful, fun and restful Labor Day!


We hope you all celebrated productively!

It was another great Labor Day for us. Thanks to everyone who came:

Pop at the Celebration

Pop's Big Celebration!

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